kingsleyyy:

can they stop making new iPhones and develop a small device that creates whatever food you want in 2 seconds

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

type-lover:

Be the type
by Gustavo Mancini

  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that you're a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

ralndrops:

oh my god

"You know you are on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back."
Unknown  (via psych-facts)

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

wolftec100:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

What?! Way has no one told my of this??!!

wolftec100:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

What?! Way has no one told my of this??!!