Me in two sentences.

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore
d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

8thdrwho:

rapidfireinfinity:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.



What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.
8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13
YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13
WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL
GODDAMMIT

MATH WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH FOR ME GROWING UP I WOULD BE IN TEARS WITH THIS SHIT

okay because my text post did not take off and become popular (such shock, very surprise, wow) here I am being pissed off on this post instead
this is not common core
COMMON CORE IS A SET OF STANDARDS
common core details what level the student should be at at the end of each grade
common core does not give a fuck how you get there
it just says “yes your fifth grader should be able to do multiplication”
common core is the idea that if your family moves from indiana to hawaii when you’re in eighth grade, you should be able to join the other eighth graders and know the same amount they do
it’s a super important thing for military children, or for anyone else whose parents move around a lot
it means that they don’t have to “test into” a grade, or do a ton of makeup work, or be bored because they already covered this
it has fuckall to do with how to teach addition
honestly if you were in AP/IB you already took classes that were much more strictly structured than those under common core
because common core does not mandate how you teach your classes
ALSO
several bloggers have put this on my dash who i know are democrats or liberals
look at the first url
"liberallogic101"
you think that’s someone who wants the democrats to win at midterms?
no
think
if a liberal-bashing blogger posts something, why are you believing it
tl;dr common core is not the spawn of satan. quit reblogging posts that make it sound like it is

8thdrwho:

rapidfireinfinity:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

MATH WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH FOR ME GROWING UP I WOULD BE IN TEARS WITH THIS SHIT

okay because my text post did not take off and become popular (such shock, very surprise, wow) here I am being pissed off on this post instead

this is not common core

COMMON CORE IS A SET OF STANDARDS

common core details what level the student should be at at the end of each grade

common core does not give a fuck how you get there

it just says “yes your fifth grader should be able to do multiplication”

common core is the idea that if your family moves from indiana to hawaii when you’re in eighth grade, you should be able to join the other eighth graders and know the same amount they do

it’s a super important thing for military children, or for anyone else whose parents move around a lot

it means that they don’t have to “test into” a grade, or do a ton of makeup work, or be bored because they already covered this

it has fuckall to do with how to teach addition

honestly if you were in AP/IB you already took classes that were much more strictly structured than those under common core

because common core does not mandate how you teach your classes

ALSO

several bloggers have put this on my dash who i know are democrats or liberals

look at the first url

"liberallogic101"

you think that’s someone who wants the democrats to win at midterms?

no

think

if a liberal-bashing blogger posts something, why are you believing it

tl;dr common core is not the spawn of satan. quit reblogging posts that make it sound like it is

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

image

godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

"

My brother killed himself
on the twenty-eighth Thursday of last year
and I missed four days of work
and my mom wanted to know ‘Why’.
My brother
he was always a fan of beauty
but what he did
was not beautiful at all.

And last week I got the news
that one of my good friends from high school
had overdosed
(again)
except this time
she’d gone too far
and now she was gone.
And I had a hard time falling asleep at night
and her mother
hugged me tight
and thanked me for coming to the service
but I did not
want to be there at all.
This is not
beautiful.

The girl down the street
would’ve turned 21 last year
and I can scarcely imagine
the wild times she would’ve
(should’ve)
had.
But she is buried six feet deep
after falling nearly 300
and she did not leave a note.
This is not
beautiful.

My freshman year of college
and my roommate was beautiful
and how I wanted to be just like her.
But she wore herself down
till she was
almost invisible
and if you blinked
you had to go and find her all over again.
So now her parents are no longer supporting her college tuition
but are paying her hospital bills
watching their daughter crumble.
This is not
beautiful.

So y’all can take your narcissistic
romanticizing
and glamorizing
of self harm and eating disorders and committing suicide
and shove them as far up your ass
as you possibly can.
Starvation is not beautiful.
Killing yourself is not beautiful.
Sadness
is not beautiful.
This note I am writing
is not beautiful.

But you
you are beautiful
and it’s about damn time you start believing it.

"
(via runiqu)
dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

longandpointlessurl:

The best way to ruin a dumb protest is to join it badly

leafarja:

can—-i—slytherin:

Toddrick Hall and AJ Rafael re-creating Disney’s best moments