nottheaverageasian:

nottheaverageasian:

I didn’t let a white boy in my class use a sharpie today and he said “wow looks like someone’s on their period” and his entire group of friends started laughing and I think that basically sums up the humor of a typical white boy

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I am a 14 year old asian boy and at least i have the dignity to not use “kthxbai”

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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teamfreekickass:

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

did you crack 10 eggs on your bed for a post 

teamfreekickass:

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

did you crack 10 eggs on your bed for a post 

rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

breakingnews:

Germany’s World Cup-winning team unveils trophy

SB Nation: Germany’s soccer team and coaching staff unveiled its 2014 World Cup trophy to thousands of fans in Berlin on Tuesday.

Some of the team’s star players choreographed an elaborate dance to reveal the trophy. Germany won the World Cup final in extra time 1-0 against Argentina.

Vine via user BVB Turkiye

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing